I care a lot but I hide it. It’s been hidden from the years of abuse my soft heart took. Now I’ve got this chip on my shoulder. Now I’ve got a quick reflexed tongue and words of spite that I should’ve used years ago. Now I’m taking shots instead of returning fire. I am the reborn Phoenix who was set fire but what it loved and reborn by what it hates.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD SOMEONE HELP
Dude. This means that your name and address could have been in Dumbledore’s office.
How do you think he knew where to send the Hogwarts acceptance letter? Magic?
reblogging for the A+ comment
The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-
It goes from everything from
and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…
And then one time when the show got canceled…
and then when it came back..
you’re missing my favorite one though